Fellow Christians and others,
This comin' Friday night, May 29th, I'm gonna be preachin' to the good folks over at the Theatre Memphis in Memphis, Tennessee. They're tryin' to raise up a whole load of money, and they think that I'm the woman to help 'em do it. Apparently, think my very presence puts people in the giving spirit so they've asked me to come talk to the crowd about good stern Christian morals in theatre. Y'all come...we're gonna have a big time! Look at this video of me talkin' to hear more about how you can buy you a ticket.
Only because I am commanded to...love, SM
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Wednesday, May 27, 2009
The "Rockin' Hallelujah Happening"
Thursday, April 30, 2009
The Arts
Fellow Christians & others,
Tomorrow night I'm supposed go to the big Artafactor party to benefit ArtsMemphis. They're supposed to have good eatin', and auction off some beautiful art (hopefully they'll have some Thomas Kincaid pictures on auction!). Here I am talkin' about keeping good Christian morals in the arts...
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Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Gettin' gussied!
They made a movie of me starting to get ready for the big Artafactor party this week. Watch me talk when you mash the button...
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Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Artafactor
Fellow Christians & others,
This week, I have been roped into attending a big party for a bunch of "artsy" type people, to raise money for a group called ArtsMemphis. I have no idea what kinds of things these types of people gets up to at their "parties"...so please pray for me as I walk into this "Lion's Den" of heathens.
I have no doubt they'll be beggin' for money (in my book, "artsy people" = "hobos"!). They begged me to talk about it because they reckon I can help draw 'em up a crowd of folks that they can try to squeeze a dollar out of...
Mash on the play button on the video below to see me talk to you...
Visit the ArtsMemphis website to look at some of the shenanigans they get up to!
Only because I am commanded to...love, SM
Monday, April 27, 2009
Hallelu!
Dear Fellow Christians & others,
Welcome to my new little chubbyhole here on the interweb. I just can’t tell you what a blessing it is to have this new technology available to people of God for the purposes of ministry. As you sit there at your computer reading this, I have no doubt that you came here today looking for porn or for instructions on how to build a bomb. But friend, today is your lucky day...because you have found a place where the sweet peace of the Lord will literally fly off of your computer screens and sear into your eyeholes. You have found a place where a Godly Christian woman has been able to harness the evil of the interweb, strain it through the colander of righteousness, and then chuck it back at you right through your computer screens.
Here on this blog you’ll find information about me and my work as the backbone of my beloved 80,000 member mega-church, Good Tidings Apostolic Holiness Christian Fellowship of Saints. You’ll also find some information on how you can pay me to come and talk to sinners in your neck of the woods (I prefer not to talk in prisons or adult book stores).
I pray that you will return to my website time & time again for sustenance in difficult times. I pray that as you see me exemplify Holiness, you will want to put down your stick of pot, put your clothes back on, get the tattoo removed, and let your pierced nether regions grow shut.
May the love of the Lord swell up inside you till you near about bust...
Only because I am commanded...Love, SM
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